Greeted a neighbour on a crowded bus and stood right next to him. Not my neighbour. #shouldHaveGoneToSpecsavers.
Perfect soundtrack for the morning commute in the dark on the bus.
At work I keep my desk pretty tidy, as you can see from picture. There is kinda in-joke that it’s like an axe-murderer’s workstation. A colleague today asked me how I keep my desk so tidy. I slowly replied with a straight face:
I put my things into bodies. And then I bury the bodies.